Temple socks

Quick keynotes for the cultured cultist:

• Crew length for versatile wear

• All over print to make ankles sexy again

• Stretchy and smooth fabric for long sleepwalks in the dreamlands

• A vibrant way to show your true colours

• Cushioned soles for extra comfort

“I bought these socks and after putting them on my feet  felt so warm and comfortable that I drove to my crush’s house and just told them I was in love with them and asked for a date. After that I called my boss and told him that I would quit if he didn’t give me that raise I was promised months ago. In the afternoon I came out to my parents and visited my first dancing class. It was incredible!”

“Temple socks - and cold feet are forgotten!”

-From the first commercial ever filmed in a lucid dream, dreamlands, 2027

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Do not tumble dry, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)